Written by Feathers
Chapter 1 ????
“We are never going to have sex.”
“Amen.” I answered with my eyes closed and my head covered.
“Today is the day we get wedded, father I pray, make my wife’s pu-s:sy irritating to me.”
“Amen.” I answered.
“Oh God, I pray this day, that anytime I see my wife, let her look like a tree to me.”
“Amen.” He finally finished praying.
“It’s your turn to pray dear.” He said and lowered his head.
“Hum! Father, may my husband di-ck never rise again.” I prayed.
“Haaa!” He shouted.
“What?” I questioned.
“You are cursing for me, baby.” He countered.
“Common baby! That’s a prayer not a curse. Afterall, we have agreed not to have s-x.” I said.
He nodded slowly like he was trying to understand me and lowered his head back.
“Say Amen.” I instructed.
“Amen.” He replied slowly.
“Father, many people are happy that my husband and I get married today, hum! Let it shock them when we did not give birth, may be never give birth in this relationship.” I prayed.
“Haaaa!” My husband yelled and stood.
“That’s a curse , sweetheart.” He said.
“It’s a prayer honey, if we did not have s-x, how do we want to give birth? I prayed that prayer so that the pregnancy will not fly on me.” I said.
“Do pregnancy fly on people?” He asked.
“Look at you? Ask Mary the mother of Jesus.” I said.
“Sit down honey and say Amen.” I said and he sat back.
“Hum! Amen oooo” He replied.