My V. Husband.
Written by Feathers.
I was at Jack’s office the following day, I have a lot of questions to ask him.
“Welcome Rose, how was your night?”
“Boring, s*xless…” I said.
He nodded. “I’m sorry.”
“No, you do not have to be sorry for me, I need to ask you some questions and you should be honest.” I said.
“Fine…I’m all ears.” He said as he adjusted on his chair.
“At what point do you know that I was listening to your conversation?” I asked.
“Well, during our conversation, Ethan signalled with me with his hands and I understand at once that you are close by listening to our conversations.” He said.
“Good. What was the package Ethan asked you for?” I asked?
He lowered his head and rose his head. “Ethan is not alright.” Jack said.
“I’m confused, that’s not the answer to my question.” I said.
“The package he was talking about was another s-x do-ll , he said he was tired of the one he uses in his office. I do not understand why someone will prefer making love with a robot than with his own wife.” He said and I rested my back to the chair in amazement and horror.
“Wait! Am I smelling?” I asked to be sure that nothing is wrong with me.
“No please, you are gorgeous ”
“Do you think I’m a bad wife…Is anything irritating around me?” I asked.
“Not at all, you are so awesome.” He said and I lowered my head in deep thought.
Why is Ethan doing this to me?
“I have an idea” Jack said.
“It would not work.” I reply.
“Why don’t you hear it out first, just because the first one didn’t work doesn’t mean what I’m about to suggest won’t work. We should not stop trying and its too early for you to give up.” He said.
“Okay…tell me.” I said.
“Why don’t you order for a male robot, it will look exactly like a man, make it look like the robots make love with you always. Pretend like you never cared about Ethan’s insensitivity in your romantic life anymore.” He said.
“That sound like a brilliant idea.” I said and gave him an high five.